How not to get your car window smashed by Jack Wilshere (with simple examples):

Rule No. 1: Never forget to invite Jack to dinner.

So, don’t do this:

Rule No. 2: If you don’t follow rule No. 1, everything is not lost yet. Your window may still live to see another day, you just have to do the following: When he finds out what you did (and he will find out), apologise to him in a polite way and try to blame it on yourself. Whatever you do, don’t write/say haha anywhere in the apology. He will not find it funny. You will only piss him off even more and pissed off Jack = broken window.

Example 1 - what you need to do:

• Outcome: Benik’s car window is OK.

Example 2 - what not to do:

• Outcome: Alex’s car window is … well, see for yourself:

Why you, Alex?

Coincidence? I think not.

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